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We are the Greenfield people you spoke with. After <a href="http://kfbacbicdg.com">senieg</a> the Phantom story we had to stop in. On our way the Cape on Sat. we had the best lunch in a long time anywhere. It was awesome to have the owner come out and speak to us for several minutes. I didn't think we would be coming back thru before closing on Monday, but the weather was threatening, so we got an earlier start and stopping in again. Wow, the 4 of us, 8 different items, and we can't stop talking about the wonderful food and experience.I only wish you weren't 100 miles away.Can't wait for our next trip in your direction.
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When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; It would taste better if you bought one at a time.' The Kiwi replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in New Zealand. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.' The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Kiwi becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars' in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.' The Kiwi looks confused for a moment, then the light dawns in his eye and he laughs. 'Oh, no,' he says, 'Everyone is fine. It's me......I've quit drinking!
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Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.' 'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' 'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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