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Says one sausage to another: Good night, sleep well! Says the other: You too. After a while the sausage number 1 adds: I love you. Says the other sausage: You too.
Contributor : :Gottlieb-Joseph: Meissler
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Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
Contributor : Kokila
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Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager
Contributor : Kokila
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santa,his wife & son went out for dinner.santa ordered a chicken his wife some boiled eggs. Somewhere santa and wife got into an arguement. Santa said the Chicken came into this world First.. His wife said ,no way , she contended that the egg came first.. in the meantime the waiter arrived with the plate of Boiled Egg. The santa's son without waiting for a minute snatched the plate to his end and said "Are yaar why are you fighting, whiver you ordered first will come first"
Contributor : kvenkatesh
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Signs You've Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic You decide to show the boss YOUR version of a "golden parachute." Mike from accounting says, "Slow down, pal. This ain't no Kennedy reunion!" The people in charge of the Diversity Program don't seem to care much for your Buckwheat impersonation. You resurrect that old "Pull My Finger" routine for the folks from the home office. Your overly enthusiastic karaoke rendition of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" lands you in jail for public lewdness. You organize an "Armpit Orchestra" to play "Hail to the Chief" when the CFO arrives. You offer to teach the boss your procedure for making "Butt Xeroxes." You attempt to qualify for the 3 legged race -- solo. You remember what to kiss, but forget whose. Evidently a bear's not the only one who can shit in the woods. You keep calling your boss "Boo-Boo" and bugging him to help you look for "pic-a-nic" baskets. Last words you utter before passing out? "Slide, you fat bastard! Slide!" Everytime CFO pauses during big speech you scream, "FREEBIRD!!" "But everybody pees in the pool!" (not from the diving board, my friend)
Contributor : Unknown
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