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Microsoft TV Dinner Product Instructions You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is. If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes: <\mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat//> Then enter: . If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner. Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your oven must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from the oven and enter . This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and then doing a cold reboot. If this doesn't work, contact your hardware vendor. Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of which are empty. These are for future menu items. If the tray is too large to fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment. Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call Microsoft Help and they will explain that Microsoft Chicken is all you really need. Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft approved packaging or the warranty is invalidated. Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However, that version has yet to be released. Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug, as your freezer should be defrosted periodically anyway.
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My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.' The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after
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My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?' The waiter said; 'Well sir, you said "I want a pie, and step on it".'
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My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.' The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.
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My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?' She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'
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