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Hello Thomas Gray.I did not have plans for the bedouin tent when I made mine. Having <a href="http://kugvluhb.com">lokeod</a> at images of modern tents, and doing a little research on historical ones I came to the conclusion that they are giant rectangles of cloth with wide cloth straps to maintain tension.Roughly speaking. My tent was 22-3 long by 9 wide (2 painters cloth sewed together). The center strap was ~6 wide, al other straps ~4 wide. The end strapping was sewn on at 36 from the edge of the cloth.I really like the length of this tent, but when I make my next one if I stay with a north african/berber style bedouin I would be widening it to ~12 (or what ever the closest size I can get with bolt black canvas). One day if I have something people call free time . I'll draw up plans.CheersPS. Easiest tent I have ever made. Have fun with it.
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Hangover Ratings One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach in knots. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke -- yet you haven't peed once. Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your makeup on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Five Star Hangover (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the aftertaste out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the stranger is who was passed out in your bed this morning. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
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Hear about the cannibal that arrived late for a dinner party? He said, 'Am I late?' They said, 'Yes, everybody's eaten.'
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How did you find your steak, sir? I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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