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FYI- every diner/cafe on the planet ofrfes kids Mickey mouse pancakes to children who come for breakfast. The fact that there is a blog on Franklin moms club with over 150 responses to a members post pertaining to the experience a member had at your cafe where they where told they couldn't have a Mickey mouse pancake because the chef couldn't be doing that is very disheartining. I will tell you that the negative responses to the post are huge. Maybe the chef could find in in his heart and busy schedule to reinstate the Mickey mouse pancake policy, and make children very happy, generate great pr, memorialize Mickey in pancake form A small price to pay for the extra 10 seconds spent.
Contributor : Harie
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Contributor : Unknown
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Four guys were at a bar. They all start talking to each other about their sons. One guy said, "I am so happy. My son is a big success. He works for Microsoft and makes a LOT of money. He is so succesful, he just bought his girlfriend a new car"! The second guy said, "Same here. My son is so successful, too. He works for a car dealership and makes a LOT of money, too. He even makes so much money, he just bought his girlfriend a new house." The third guy said, "I know what you are talking about. My son is like that too-- only he just gave his girlfriend 1 million dollars!" The fourth guy stepped up to them, looking really sad. He said, "I can't believe it! I don't know what went wrong! My son is a failure. He's a Janitor! Listen to this. He's even GAY! The only good part about it is that his boyfriends just got him a new house, a new car, and gave him a million dollars!"
Contributor : Unknown
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