Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. AUTHOR : Contributor : RJ
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No. I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake. AUTHOR : Elsie de WolfeContributor : Sonal
Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. AUTHOR : Elaine - age 5Contributor : UR
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." AUTHOR : Enrico CarusoContributor : Unknown
Editors may think of themselves as dignified headwaiters in a well-run restaurant but more often they operate a snack bar and expect you to be grateful that at least they got the food to the table warm. AUTHOR : Thomas GriffithContributor : UR